
This is sort of my dream job interview situation. There is a current trend in viewing the act of majoring in humanities as conspicuous consumption. The thought is that it uses an incredible amount of resources and doesn't have any apparent utility.
Historically, this was very much the case. Who majored in humanities during the Renaissance? Nobles. Aristocrats. The wealthy. People who symbolized conspicuous consumption for the rest of the people.
I have a Master's degree in English and this makes me all but unhirable. But why?
It is my contention that someone with this level of education in something like English or Philosophy has something legitimate to back them up:
Intelligence: A humanities degree is straight up, proof of smarts. I can't imagine an employer who was not interested in this quality.
Critical thinking: It shows an ability to reason and examine a situation from several angles and to take a situation apart. In just about any job, from McDonalds fry cook to CEO, this ability is probably the most important skill that any potential employee should possess. I can't imagine that the ability to analyze the use of metaphor in a Dickens novel is that much different from the ability to reason in any other sphere. If anything, it's far more difficult.
Communication skills: The ability to communicate a coherent thought is utterly crucial in just about any job situation. An advanced humanities degree shows that a person is able to do this. A Masters degree ought to show that they can at least write and defend a substantial body of work.
While this post is primarily a gripe about the way the job market undervalues the humanities, I think it is vital that anyone out there who has earned one of these very expensive pieces of paper and who is interested in crawling across this nasty job market follow one important bit of advice:
listen to your degree.If you honestly think there's nothing useful to be gained from a humanities degree, then whatever, but there are valuable skills that you have picked up and you ought to be able to use them to sell yourself to employers and friends. When someone asks you, "What are you going to do with an English degree," you know what you say? "Whatever I want."
When an employer asks you what your qualifications are, and you find it hard to articulate them into concrete skills, remember that the ability to read James Joyce is a qualification. It means you're a quick study and will excel in just about any work environment.
Your task is tricky, but if you're quick enough and charismatic enough, you can sell your degree to any employer that's smart enough to see the value of such an education.
And if everything else fails, realize that the skills you've developed are intrinsically valuable and can be put to use in other ways: start your own business. It's hard work, but being your own boss is probably one of the most satisfying career choices a human can make.
Good luck.